Aaah, I made a fatal mistake on what would have been my first world win in Star Renegades because I overlooked a modifier. That’s so demoralizing. An Into The Breach style undo would be welcome.

I started playing Star Renegades today. It’s great! On PC game pass, gang. 🎮

Now playing: Josh Ritter’s The Animal Years. #nowspinning

Might just play records all night, y’all

Seems fairly obvious that since this comms guy is a rank, publicly belligerent propagandist for his president, reporting on his malignant shaping of disease data is only the tip of the trash iceberg.

One sure fire way to avoid causing panic is to competently fucking govern. Instead he put his grifter son in law, demonstrably out of depth ideologue VP, and a string of obsequious know-nothings in charge while lying ceaselessly with full approval of Mitch McConnell. So get bent.

Mechanical keyboard update: I’m now a guy who swaps from the one with blue switches to the one with brown switches when I go from work to games. 🎮

Dang, who beat me to registering anarchistjurisdictions.com?

H: Do you think you could help me with a quarantine haircut? I was thinking we could try to go with a bob and –

Me: Heck yes! We’ll cut that ponytail off, dye it red in the bathroom sink, and and go on the run, babe! This will be awesome!

Friends, I did not get the gig.

Last night’s gluten free pizza was pretty good: Ham, spicy red peppers, chopped figs, and fresh basil.

I’m seeing pictures of the RNC set up on the lawn of the White House and recalling when Fox News utterly lost its shit because Michelle Obama planted arugula.